Mythify.me
Founder & team portraits

Turn your team into an ancient council.

A premium portrait for offices, LinkedIn, launches, and offsites. Smart humor, office-grade gravitas, commercial use option.

Most orders delivered in 3 business days
  • Human-curated
  • 3-day delivery
  • 1 revision included
  • Photo privacy
Team · Renaissance
Use cases

Where teams use Mythify.

Office poster

A printed fresco for the meeting room or hallway.

LinkedIn launch

A team portrait that stops the scroll on launch day.

Founder gifts

For investors, board members, founding employees.

Team offsite

Reveal at the closing dinner. Becomes a running joke.

Composition examples

Three council formats.

The Council

The Council

All members seated as senators, with the CTO holding a scroll.

The Founders

The Founders

Two or three figures, Renaissance double-portrait energy.

The Launch

The Launch

Team in motion — caption tied to your product or milestone.

Commercial use

For business, with paperwork.

  • · Commercial usage license included on Team tier
  • · Print posters, social, email signatures, decks
  • · LinkedIn-optimized crop included
  • · Optional brand colors layered into the palette
  • · Invoiced via VAT-registered EU studio
Need 10+ portraits?

Volume orders

We work with conferences, agencies, and remote teams. Talk to us about bulk pricing and accelerated delivery.

Ask about business use
Pricing tiers

Starts at €199. Scales with team size.

Small team

Founders (2–3)

€199

4–7 days

  • LinkedIn version
  • Office poster
  • Commercial use
  • 1 revision
Larger teams

Company (9+)

€499+

7–10 days

  • Full council composition
  • Commercial use
  • Branded caption
  • 2 revisions
FAQ

For founders & ops people.

Yes — we’re VAT-registered in the EU. Invoices include reverse-charge if applicable.

Yes. For pre-launch or unreleased team announcements, we handle it before files are exchanged.

Team tier includes a commercial usage license. You can use the portrait across web, print, and social.

Yes, we can subtly nudge the pigment palette toward your brand. We won’t make it look like a logo.

Become part of history

A custom portrait
from your imaginary past life.

Three artistic styles. Delivered in three business days. One revision included. Print-ready files for poster, social, and phone.

Most orders delivered in 3 business days
  • Human-curated
  • 3-day delivery
  • 1 revision included
  • Photo privacy